I recommended to Jack that he create a blog with father/babysitting advice.

Quote:(jackisaussie) I could become a baby sitter
(jackisaussie) Make money and all I will do is download a bunch of Teletubbies and Rugrats episodes
(jackisaussie) Put them on tv
(jackisaussie) I could make cards
(jackisaussie) Blue is toilet
(jackisaussie) Green is food
(jackisaussie) Red could be naptime
(jackisaussie) Because
(jackisaussie) If they bother me during nap time, I'll fucking murder them with an axe

Hey that was supposed to be confidential.

Ask Joe, he has a mini techno-viking.

Inspiration?

First off, I always thought that that was one of those things people do that you click on it and it posts shit to every single one of your friends' Walls. Second, I'm pretty sure that guy was from Texas.

Third, I'm proud of this guy. And I get where he's coming from. My dad used to be the same way. And the first time he threatened to put a bullet in my shit, I got it together. Good job angry Dad. Hannah, go fuck yourself.

Did you see his updates? That guy is so freakin' right.

His daughter was actually cool with it, eventually. He made a note that made me laugh. Responding to comments online, they were gonna collect the shell casings and auction them on eBay, then use the money to help Hannah get through college. Hannah calculated this and then said 'Then you should shoot my phone as well."

He's the first person I ever subscribed to on Facebook. He's actually pretty cool if you read the followup to the story on his wall. He also took the opportunity to raise 7600$ for the Muscular Dystrophy Association. Check out the honor roll on the webpage:

http://www2.mda.org/site/TR/Lock-Up/22-B...fr_id=2092

(Also, you might want to read the first paragraph, otherwise it looks like it's actually money being using the spring someone from jail.)